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holy shit.

1 min read
so lots of shit has happened for a while.
1. havent been on in so long.
2. fell out of love.
3. going to AX.
4. going to ren fair as a gypsy.

HRMMMM.......GOOD MORNING GOOD OLD DEVIANT.
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fucking hell.

1 min read
today was the day I can call bored as fuck.
I've come up with a rhyme, so here's the word duck.
I feel like swearing, its an itch in my soul,
blah blah blah blah blah blah troll.
one day I will publish this,
its something no one can miss.
:iconswagplz:
IDGAF. IDFK. GTFO.
I think I'm going to start making my journals into poems.
yep. that's what I'll do.
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AWWW HOT DAMN

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I HAVENT WRITTEN A JOURNAL IS FO EVAH!
SO HERE I AM, WRITING THIS HERE JOU- :iconzzzplz:
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TAGGED.

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Tagged by :icontoxickrieg:

1) You must post these rules (Important)
2) Each person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
3) Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create 10 new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4) You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5) Go to their pages and tell them you have tagged him or her.
6) No tag backs
7) No saying "you are tagged if you're reading this." You must legitimately tag 10 people

THINGS ABOUT ME
1- I'm drawing cannibal sex.
2- sometimes I wish I were a guy, cause I'd get some.
3- I get more girls than my boyfriend, not to mention they're usually all over me as I try to be all over him. .-.
4 - I think eating a fetus might not taste that bad.
5- I'm afraid of genitals. Yet, at the same time, I am not.
6- there are some monsters out there, like slenderman and pyramid head, that turn me on.
7- I think Nazis are sexy. DONT JUDGE ME. IM JUST SAYING. ( I mean come on look at their outfits. so clean.)
8- I will learn to fly airplanes next year, and perhaps the cello. Oh how I hope.
9- I love grabbing my tits because they are warm.
10- I dream of dirty things.

questions to answer:

1. Captain Jack Sparrow or R2D2? Sparrow all the way.
2. Burger King or McDonald's? MCDONALDS ALL THE WAY. but i do love burger king...hmmm.... MCDONALDS.
3. What type of computer/laptop do you have?some sort. o3o
4. does your pet shed a lot? no, he's a fish. the best fish I have ever had. his name is Sushi. I love Sushi.
5. Do you own a parrot? I wish.
6. Are you bored? FUCK YEA.
7. Is your pet fat or skinny? fat as fuck :la:
8. Do you have to go poo right now? I just took a shit you creep :la:
9. Do you have to pee instead? no I took a piss too :icondummywooplz:
10. Are you happy I'm out of questions to ask? no :iconsadlaplz:


Questioned asked:
1. if I were a boy, (and if you're a girl) would you fuck me? (I'd fawk me. I'd fawk meh so hard. [movie quote...])
2. how do you feel about genitals?
3. would you prefer to be a fairy or a mermaid?
4. if you had an epic mount, what would it be? (besides me. :iconwaggleplz:)
5. Favorite candy.
6. Single or taken?
7. do you like tortilla chips?
8. what are you thinking about RIGHT. NOW.
9. what age do you plan to lose your virginity if you are a virgin atm? If not, how old were you when you lost it?
10. If I invited you to kill over 50 cheerleaders in a giant white room using only a chainsaw, would you come with me and consider it a date?:heart:

I tag: :iconbloodieassassin::iconred130::iconsio64::iconlalariceball::iconberrymaddness::iconlickoutyourbrains::iconbyona::iconmisellapuella::iconpaddyeahh::iconsekaiiii:
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So in love

1 min read
fuck me running.
I'm in love.
:iconotlplz::heart:
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